I am Mascot Goat aka Mas"goat" of Laughing Duck Farm.My job is tell you about the happenings of a small homestead through the eyes of a goat.I dictate to Da Boy .....what?,YOU try typing with hooves.
I need my super awesomeness sun glasses to look directly at you Bean because your super goaty awesomeness blinds me!
You are a handsome devil!
Why thank you Pricilla. You are a pretty goat yourself.