Monday, September 28, 2009

"Da Law"

This is the laws of goatyness that the "Da Boy" has put down for us. Referred to as "Da Law".

Da Golden Law-No biting "Da Boy" or Grandnana.


Law 1-No butting "Da Boy" or Grandnana.

Law 2-No fighting over feed.

Law 3-No jumping on the house or crate.

Law 4-No leaving the goat pen except for when escorted by "Da Boy" or Grandnana.

Law 5-No talking to strange animals,ESPECIALLY dogs.

Law 6-No calling the sheep "Giant Mutants".

Law 7-No telling the cows that "my horns are bigger".

Law 8- ALWAYS obey "Da Boy" and Grandnana.

And my two least favorite laws

Law 9-No eating things you can't identify.

Law 10-No butting chickens except for when they are in the goat pen.

Oh,and Sissy said to put her friend Ana-Bell on my blog. So..... here she is(maybe she will stop nagging me). TADA!!! Ana-Bell,and no pic of me today,I can't just bear to be in the camera till my wound heals (a.k.a. tomorrow).

4 comments:

  1. Well, without law there is anarchy. You don't want anarchy do you?

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  2. it is nice to know that you have laws for them to follow. what is the penalty if they break the law?
    nana

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  3. Yes Pricilla.There would certainly be anarchy.

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  4. To nana. If "us goats" break the law. we go to jail..

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